What The Fuck Is Happening With Dragon Quest XII?

What The Fuck Is Happening With Dragon Quest XII?

There is a version of this piece that opens with a calm, measured overview of the situation. A sensible breakdown of the facts, a few quotes from the developers, maybe a gentle conclusion about patience and trust in the process. I am not writing that piece. I am...
Walking Into My Local Game Store With Anxiety

Walking Into My Local Game Store With Anxiety

There’s a specific kind of dread that comes with walking into a new space where everyone else clearly knows what they’re doing and you absolutely do not. I know this feeling well. Anxiety has a funny way of turning completely ordinary situations into...
I Decided The Best Scarlet & Violet Pokémon!

I Decided The Best Scarlet & Violet Pokémon!

Having recently replayed Pokémon Sword to completion, I decided to return to and finally complete Pokémon Scarlet, as well as finish the endgame bits I missed in Pokémon Violet. I posted an article ranking all of the Pokémon generations in 2024, and now that I have...
Why I am SUPER Excited for Pragmata.

Why I am SUPER Excited for Pragmata.

It’s a strange feeling, isn’t it? After all this time, the idea of Pragmata actually arriving on our screens next week still feels a bit…unreal. This is a game that has spent years in the shadows, popping up occasionally with a new trailer or, more...
Our Thoughts on the Saros Preview!

Our Thoughts on the Saros Preview!

When Housemarque dropped Returnal in 2021, it felt like a revelation. It was a punishing, atmospheric, and utterly gorgeous arcade shooter wrapped in a next-gen AAA package. It demanded perfection and punished hesitation, leaving many of us both in awe and utterly...