Coming to Steam this spring, for Windows, Mac, and Linux! Guard Duty is a comedy adventure spanning two radically different time periods: the cobbled streets of medieval Wrinklewood and the dystopian future of Neo London.

Tondbert, loyal guard to the Castle of Wrinklewood, had a bit too much to drink last night. He can’t find his clothes and vaguely remembers dancing around the Town Square in his underwear! Oh, and he accidentally opened the gate for a mysterious stranger in a black cloak.

Now Princess Theramin — heiress to the throne and the object of Tondbert’s unrequited affection — has been kidnapped. By a mysterious stranger in a black cloak. Oops.

With all the King’s horses and all the King’s men predisposed, it’s up to Tondbert to save the day — and, unbeknownst to him, the fate of humanity.

Yep. We’re all screwed.

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