If you’ve ever looked at a window cleaner dangling off a skyscraper and thought, “That looks intense—someone should make a game about it,” well, today’s your lucky day. SKY THE SCRAPER, the bizarrely brilliant mashup of high-rise hygiene and life-sim survival, is now available on Steam and it’s launching with 10% off for two weeks, because even digital squeegees need love.
Cleaning Windows Has Never Been This Stressful (Or Fun)
You play as a hopeful young cleaner named Sky who’s left home with dreams bigger than the buildings he’s clinging to. Your job? Scrub your way to glory in adrenaline-pumping action segments that involve swinging, slipping, and dodging hazards like angry birds and rogue lightning bolts—because apparently, the weather hates you.
A Financial and Existential Balancing Act
Between cleaning gigs, you’ll manage Sky’s rapidly crumbling finances. Rent, taxes, and the occasional trip to the ER for “fall-related issues” don’t pay themselves. You’ll have to juggle work, rest, and the ever-looming threat of burnout. It’s like Persona, but instead of demon-slaying, you’re haggling over sponge upgrades and trying not to die.
Skill Trees and Multiple Endings? Yes, Please.
With five branching scenarios, a hearty skill tree system, and gear upgrades galore, SKY THE SCRAPER rewards clever play and punishes reckless ambition. Your choices genuinely affect the story, meaning your path to greatness (or financial ruin) is entirely up to you.
Whether you’re in it for the heartwarming journey or just want to master the art of death-defying detergent deployment, SKY THE SCRAPER is swinging onto Steam right now for $11.99—with a 10% discount if you jump in early.
Go ahead, live your high-flying janitorial dreams. Just… maybe don’t look down.