Get ready to drop your trousers and your sanity-No Time For Pants, the wild new 2D action roguelite meets extraction shooter from indie dev Bradley Wollman (aka Pixel Push Inc), is coming to Steam on October 24th. It’s got pixel art, dark humour, and plenty of bullets-all wrapped up in an underwear-only apocalypse.
Welcome to the Facility, N.O.R.M.
You play as a Neural Organic Replicant Model (that’s N.O.R.M. to friends), waking up in a creepy facility where the AI’s gone completely off the rails. Horrific experiments, deadly enemies, and a rapidly climbing alert level stand between you and escape. Every corner hides something nasty-or something you can use to make yourself nastier.
Loot, shoot, and survive long enough to extract your haul-or lose it all when you die. Each run through the procedurally generated facility brings new layouts, fresh loot, and escalating chaos. Think fast, fight dirty, and maybe-just maybe-find a way out before your humanity melts away entirely.
Die Trying, Upgrade Anyway
Every weapon, attachment, and implant matters in No Time For Pants. Want faster healing? Light up enemies with a flamethrower? Slap on a gas mask and march through the poison? Every choice changes how you fight and survive. And while death wipes your inventory, your upgrades stick around-so each N.O.R.M. gets a little stronger, faster, and far deadlier.
Grab, Grind, Extract, Repeat
Explore different wings of the facility-medical bays for healing gear, security for weapons, or mission hubs to push the story forward. But be warned: the longer you linger, the higher the alert level climbs. Enemies flood in, bullets fly, and your extraction window slams shut fast. Greed kills-but the loot’s just too good to resist.
Wishlist Now Before It’s Too Late
Ready to become the deadliest half-dressed replicant alive? Wishlist No Time For Pants on Steam today and prepare for launch on October 24th.