Just Crow Things is an undeniably fun and quirky game that takes the mischievous charm of Untitled Goose Game and adds a whole new layer of chaos. Instead of a goose, this time you’re a tiny crow who must learn to “crow” in the most chaotic way possible—by wreaking havoc, completing silly tasks, and interacting with a cast of quirky animals and unsuspecting humans.
The game thrives on its playful, cartoony visuals. The bright, colorful environments and characters feel vibrant, which pairs well with the upbeat, jaunty soundtrack playing in the background. There’s something undeniably delightful about watching a crow cause chaos while those cheerful tunes accompany every devious action. Whether you’re flinging yourself around or pooping on everything in sight, the combination of music and visuals consistently made me smile throughout the experience.
At its core, the gameplay revolves around being a chaotic crow, and the mechanics are simple yet incredibly fun. You gain various power-ups throughout the game, each one more ridiculous than the last. For example, drinking coffee gives you a burst of speed, while eating a chili pepper lets you literally set things on fire. Yes, you read that right—this game allows you to burn down property with the sheer force of your flaming crow poop! It’s silly, outrageous, and absolutely hilarious.
The game also arms you with a series of tools like a leaf blower to blow people away or spray paint to tag areas. And just in case you hadn’t caused enough chaos, you’re even given a blow torch, because why not? The game really leans into its over-the-top sense of humor, and the ability to interact with the world in such bizarre ways adds to the absurdity. I found myself laughing at the sheer amount of fire I could produce while wrecking everything in sight.
Just Crow Things doesn’t just throw you into an endless cycle of pranks—it also provides a storyline. Your journey begins when your crow leaves the nest and gets mugged by bigger, more menacing crows. Your mission? To become the best crow on social media, of course, and retrieve the items they stole from you. It’s goofy and doesn’t take itself seriously, but it works perfectly for a game like this. Along the way, your grandma (or “gramma”) helps you out, adding to the quirky charm of the experience.
Customization plays a fun role too, as you can change your crow’s scarf color or even wear hats, which you’ll find scattered around the levels or given to you by NPCs. One of my favorite moments was stumbling upon a character who looked like Link from The Legend of Zelda. While I could have talked to them and probably gotten a hat, I chose to poop on them instead. The game’s freedom to do what you want—even if it’s totally inappropriate—adds to its charm.
And of course, who could forget the snarky magpie who thinks she’s smarter than everyone else? I loved how unapologetically rude she was, and naturally, I responded in the only way a chaotic crow would: I pooped on her.
Though Just Crow Things doesn’t quite have the same distinct charm that Untitled Goose Game had (perhaps it’s missing some of that dry British humor), it more than makes up for it with the sheer amount of content and zany interactions. There’s just so much to discover, and each new task or power-up brings something fresh and funny to the experience. The humor here is more slapstick, with a focus on volume rather than subtlety, but it works in its own right.
I played Just Crow Things on the Nintendo Switch, and honestly, it’s the perfect platform for it. The pick-up-and-play nature of the game fits the Switch’s portability, making it a great choice for short bursts of chaotic fun, especially while traveling or just relaxing. I found it easy to jump in for a quick session without having to commit to a long playtime, and that flexibility added to the game’s overall appeal.
Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be a multiplayer mode—at least I didn’t come across one during my time playing. It’s a bit of a shame because I could see this game being a blast to play with friends, each controlling their own crow and causing mayhem together. But as much fun as it would be to share the experience, I can confirm it’s just as fun playing solo, even if the only other living thing in your house is your dog, who, like mine, lacks opposable thumbs and the ability to appreciate this masterpiece.
Just Crow Things is a joyfully absurd game that delivers exactly what it promises: chaos, laughs, and lots of crow poop. It may not have the same understated charm as Untitled Goose Game, but it offers a massive amount of content and a hilarious experience that will keep you entertained. If you’re looking for a silly, lighthearted game to fill your time, you can’t go wrong with Just Crow Things. Give it a try—you won’t be disappointed!