Luke Reviews: Saros

Luke Reviews: Saros

I tried Returnal. Genuinely tried it, sat down with good intentions, gave it a fair go. It was not for me. Too punishing, too cryptic, too willing to just absolutely batter you without much sense of forward momentum. I put it down and felt no guilt about it...
Top 5 Things To Date In Date Everything

Top 5 Things To Date In Date Everything

Date Everything has one hundred dateable objects. One hundred. You can date the couch, the fridge, the air, the shadow cast by a globe, even the concept of existential dread. It is an absolute headcase of a game, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. But...
Luke Reviews: Mouse P.I. For Hire

Luke Reviews: Mouse P.I. For Hire

MOUSE: P.I. For Hire looks like a 1930s cartoon handed a shotgun, and its opening hours are an absolute blast. Sadly, repetitive combat and a thin noir story stop this gorgeous shooter from reaching its full potential.

For Some Reason, I Just Don’t Care About GTA 6

For Some Reason, I Just Don’t Care About GTA 6

I feel like I need to say this quietly in case anyone hears me. November 19th is coming. The biggest entertainment launch in history, apparently. Analysts are talking about fifty million copies in week one, Rockstar have been building this thing for over a decade, and...